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[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (It was fun.)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (On a dirt bike.)
[ ] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (I'm a bit clumsy.)
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 6

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less. (Left pointer, left thumb, right middle.)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Myself. Don't ask.)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 10

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (I still passed.)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (What?)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 13

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Again, Dirt bike.))
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (I should be sleeping.)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 17

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things. (You'd be surprised how many models snap in my fingers.)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. (And a question mark appears above my head, too.)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (Benadryl will do that to you.)
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (I'm bored.)
[x] The word “um” is used frequently. (I can't say things on the fly.)
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot. (I CAN'T HEAR SOME PEOPLE!)
[ ]You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 23

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.

and re-post as: I am 92% Mentally ill.